David and I have a language teacher who we dearly dearly love. She is a sweet believing lady in her 50's who has been teaching us for going on four years now! She loves to talk and tell stories, and while she speaks very clearly, she doesn't slow her speech down or temper her vocabulary for her students. When we first started studying with her, she'd just jabber away and we'd maybe understand 50% of what she said. But our listening began to improve so quickly, and now we credit her affinity for story-telling with the fact that our listening is our best language skill and we only rarely encounter situations these days when we can't understand what someone is saying. Anyway, she's great. AND, because she lives just a five minute walk away, she comes to our apartment for class!! So, she's spent a lot of time with us. One of the things she's apparently observed over the years is our love for technology. So much so that we recently had this dialogue about our kitchen timer (the kind that is also a magnet--it is stuck to our fridge directly opposite the oven:
Teacher: "So what is this thing?"
Me: "Um, I don't know how to say the name [in my second language]." (I didn't know the word for "timer" or "time"--as in used a verb.)
Teacher: "What does it do? Oh, does it send a signal over to your oven to tell it when to turn it on and off?"
Me: "What? No, no, nothing like that. Its just a . . . I don't know how to explain . . ."
Teacher: "No, I get it--it's like a remote control for your oven. It senses when your food is done automatically . . ."
Me: "No, no! Its not that complicated! Its a very simple machine! You just put how long you want to cook something . . . "
Teacher: "Oh, and it just makes a sound when the time is finished?"
Me: "YES YES!! Very simple!"
Teacher: (disappointed) "Oh, I see."
We do use a lot of devices around the house that the average Asian family doesn't use, but I couldn't believe she thought our timer had some kind of food-readiness-sensing ability. I kept wanting to say--its just a TIMER. I should have told her it was just a clock because I know that word. :) Anyway, here is a photo of our teacher and Sarah together: